All hands off deck, I’m abandoning the Top Chef ship. Frankly you guys, I just do not give a crap about that show this season. I’m watching it in fast forward. So that means that unless something intriguing, interesting, ground breaking, hilarious or pertinent to yours truly happens, I’ll be bystanding just like you all.
Sorry, all. I hope this doesn’t ruin your weekly plans. You’ll live, champ. Chin up. Onward and upward. Carry on. It’s ok. -pat pat pat- there, there.